A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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