From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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