garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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