They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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