So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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