you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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