sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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