I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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