duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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