But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
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When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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