so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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