Im at strip club and am horny
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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