I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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