do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
There's a naked man in my car right now.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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