People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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