New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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