So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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