U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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