i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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