dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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