so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize