Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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