I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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