I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Randomize