Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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