My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
We talked him into tasing himself.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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