if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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