He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Sorry my hands just texted you
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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