WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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