As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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