Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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