so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
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I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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