Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i think i have two assholes
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Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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