I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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