My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I had to cum in my sink.
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