The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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