Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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