That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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