Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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