CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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