I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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