im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize