so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize