What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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I am naked and annoyed.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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