His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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