Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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