First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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