that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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