I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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