Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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